Is that how you shave, Amos?

It could really sting if you've got a shaving cut.

I shave cos I don't like the look of a beard. It goes with my childhood heroes being people like Crazy Horse and Roman Nose. Those guys didn't have beards. (And I've always wondered why...given the fact that a lot of modern Native Americans do have facial hair...)

Now, Jeb Stuart had a beard that could've scared off a tiger, and it looked great...but that's Jeb, and it was a different time.

I should buy a fake beard and mustache, just for fun, and go incognito for a day or so...

- LH