Ah, then we both know as much as each other, fietje!

[And about Thomas the Rhymer's posts, don't worry, he is not making fun of you. He is a poet (=rhymer) and uses rather flowery language. His second post was an apology to you.

One of his remarks, about kissing, was made not to you, but to another poster, Sorcha.]

Perhaps you could post to that site and ask for more information? It sounds to me like a recently-composed piece (rather than anglo-saxon), perhaps even composed by the person who posted it?