I have an SUV. My butt isn't wimpy, and I don't think I'm the meanest, baddest person on the planet. It fits my needs, and yes, I do go off-road with it, and carry stuff in it.

We used to be able to get milk with cream on top at a local produce specialty store - they got it from an Amish dairy in Illinois or Ohio. I don't know if they carry it any more. Something REALLY yummy, though, is the Brown Cow organic yogurt with cream on the top. It's not cheap, but neither are candy bars, and it makes a much more nutritious treat.

This week, my biggest gripe is people who think they are "leaders" just because their job title has the word "director" in it.