Here ya go lad.

If you're in Andytown or the Creggen,
We'll greet you with "Tiocsaidh ar La"
We're nice and polite, by day and by night,
we'll answer to Nil agus Ta
Don't mind the machine guns and pistols,
We wear them now only for show.
And if the're ever used, Orange men we'll abuse,
Oh we'll teach them aul Bigots some law.

CHORUS
We are the Impartial Police Force, the guardians of Ulster are we
We'll protect you Sinn Feiners, you Fenians and Taigues
We're known as the fond RUC
Now some of you Fenians may wonder, what a sudden conversion we had
On the 12th of July, a big flash in the sky,
We were all drove impartially mad.

Now come all of ye born again Christians, ye better not give any jaw
For we don't give a hoot, the plastic we'll shoot
You'll feel the long arm of the law
And all ye Sinn Feiners in councils, you'll get a fair crack from now on
don't take any crap from those UDR chaps,
We'll teach them what's right and what's wrong

CHORUS

There are some of our members now walking
The roads in south County Armagh
And sure up in the Glens, we're all making friends,
On the tricolour now there is no bar.
Now some go unconscious for hours and then they go into a daze
They walk to the maze and open the cage and release all the prisoners of war.

CHORUS

Now we've lots of friends down in Dublin,
No pals of the Loyalists are we
Oh never again will we shoot Fenian men
With papists we'll sit down to tea.
We are just like the Gardai in Dublin, or the Coppers in New York you see
we're Herman's Brigade and we're all well behaved
The Impartial Police Force are we

CHORUS