Well, that explains a lot. Fucker started life confused. One day old and didn't even know what day he was born on. Jesus Horatio Christ! "Was I born today, or was it yesterday? I don't know! I'm so confused! Maybe I'll just make up some stupid shit and somebody'll be a big enough dumbass to believe me. Wait a minute! What's that smell? The one coming from that white thing that someone wrapped around my ass..."