Wha'sall this talk about British folk's movements? I don't wanna know nuthin' 'bout British toilet habits. But I'm sure somebody'll come along 'n inform me anyway. Somethin' like "British folk's movements tend to be greenish and slimey and rank with an odor that would gag a maggot. It's all on account of all that fish and chips and bangers and mash that they eat. Y'see, that stuff's shit to start with, so the digestive process makes it shit squared. It is extremely toxic. On the other hand, American folk's movements are nice and firm and you can use them to fertilize your rosebushes after letting them compost for two weeks." I just don't wanna hear about it.

Bruce