Spaw...seriously?...well, yeah, sorta. But Madonna? I have to admit, cultural icon or not, that I don't believe that I have ever heard one of her songs all the way through. Of course, I also stopped paying attention to Cher when she and Sonny broke up, long before he transmogrified into a politician. Hats? I always take mine off...figure if I didn't, my mother would come in through one door and my old drill sergeant through the other, and I don't think I could handle that. Shatner...wasn't he the guy who played the robot in Lost in Space?

Other rants:

>people who come on to women (ok, I suppose the other way around is possible, but I've never seen it) in crowded chat rooms.

>people who let their damn dogs crap on/next to bike paths and don't pick it up.

>my neighbor's cat, who thinks my garden is his cat box.

>our city fathers, who have shut down pizza sales by student organizations in the high schools, on the grounds that they don't have adequate refrigeration. Pizza? Refrigeration? Come on, guys!