OK, you guys--inquiring minds (or what's left of them) want to know:

1. Did the Mortar Forkers finish the barbeque? Have they managed to cover all the windows in Spaw's house with cement yet? Karen said they did WHAT!!? with their trowels???

2. What explanation did the Church of Evangelical Hollering and Tongue Talking Mohunkers find for their condom-covered church? Surely a new cult is in the works?

3. Did Pene Azul ever manage to split up the forum so there's a separate section for BS threads? And who gets to vote on which is which?

4. Did Moped Mamma (aka Rustic Rebel) ever manage to puncture (?) enough of the Paul dolls to get her floating pleasure palace back on the ground?

5. Have Spaw, Tweed, Bobert, Will, Carol the Sailor, and the rest of you inspired lunatics taken your Prozac today?

6. Can we keep this thread on the board until Spaw's REAL birthday? Think how Garg's blood pressure will rise! Not to mention Joe Offer's!

7. Lyrical Lady, Happy Unbirthday today, too.

Lin