"Kelpie"---n. someone addicted to smoking kelp. (A 12-step program for these unfortunate folks has been in existence since anciant times when that bullwhip-like sea plant started washing up on beaches back in paleolithic times (named after Tom Paley). Indeed Lash Larue and many others used these like bullwhips are now used. If you need that 12-step group, you'll find it in the Yellow Pages under KKK. (Kelp Kelp Kelp Help)

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