A great amount of research has been done on this at the James Taylor Catatonic Blandness Rehab Unit, a wing of the prestigious Neil Young Center for the Terminally Screwed. It seems that you can identify any song written by James Taylor simply by singing the lyrics to "Fire and Rain" to it or by singing that song's lyrics to the tune of "Fire and Rain." All this was done on money allotted from a goverment grant.

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