Guest 6:28, that ain't even funny. Now, what you need, is to read these headlines, courtesy of the Ironic Times:

TARIQ AZIZ IN CUSTODY
Turns himself over in response to, "Have you got any eights?"

IRAQIS, FREE OF DISTORTIONS FROM STATE-SPONSORED TV, PURCHASE SATELLITE DISHES

Can now get distortions from Fox News.

BUSH TO DECLARE CONFLICT OVER

State Department completely defeated by Defense Department.

TED TURNER CALLS RUPERT MURDOCH A "WARMONGER"

Turner detained by Fox Security Forces.

BUSH SAYS REPEAL OF DIVIDEND TAX WOULD CREATE 400,000 JOBS

Mostly at Mercedes dealerships.