Ole boy stopped in th' feedstore 'n seen a sign said, "Hound Dog Fer Sale - Cheap". So he gets the feller's name 'n address off the sign 'n goes 'n pays 'im a visit. He drives up t' th' house 'n there's th' feller sittin' rockin' on th' front porch 'n a ole hound dog sprawled out on th' stairstep. Ole boy gits outta th' truck 'n asks, "You th' feller wi' th' dog fer sale?"
"Yup."
"'At him."
"Yup."
So th' ole boy leans over 'n picks up a stick off th' ground 'n throws it t' th' ole hound 'n sez, "Fetch!" Ole dog gits up 'n falls down th' stairs. So th' ole boy picks up th' stick agin 'n throws it out into th' yard 'n says, "Fetch!" Ole dog starts moseyin' after the stick 'n runs into a tree. Ole boy looks at th' feller sellin' th' dog 'n says, "Mister, I think yer tryin' t' sell me a blind dog!" Other feller says, "Naw, he ain't blind. He kin see as good as you er me. He jus' don't give a damn!"

Bruce