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Thread #10723   Message #94600
Posted By: Bill D
12-Jul-99 - 10:01 PM
Thread Name: Worst pickup lines ever
Subject: RE: Worst pickup lines ever
yep,Wally! I KNEW that David..*grin*...we will miss him..."....built for comfort, not for speed..."

(I never believed in pickup lines..always thought they were the refuge of those who were more interested in quantity than quality....finally figured out how to express it.."I don't want to jump in bed with ANY woman unless we truly enjoyed each other's company OUT of bed")

but I did know a guy once who used to go into the student union and ask women.."hey, baby...how about it?"..and if she said "how about what?", he'd say.."never mind"...we asked him if that didn't get him a LOT of rejections. He said "sure, but I can ask 30-40 in an hour or less, and it usually doesn't take that long"....*shrug*

also, the reverse-- a girl trying out lines.... I was with a friend in that same student union one evening,(he was graduate teaching fellow...Logic & Philosophy)...up walks a girl who was in one of his classes.."Oh, Mr Wilson...you know how you were explaining about inductive & deuctive logic the other day? Well, me & my girlfriend have figured out ANOTHER kind!"..."Oh?" says my buddy, ever interested in new developments.."what is that?"..."well," she smiles, "we are working on seductive logic"....."Hmmm, that makes 4 kinds, then," says my friend with big-eyed seriousness, "because there IS another kind known as 'abductive' logic!..it works like this..."....and after a few minutes, the girl is making excuses to get AWAY from there!! I could barely contain my giggles till she was out of sight.