I have it on an Oldham Tinkers album. Even I have a problem working out some of the words - it is Lancashire after all.

Chorus is:

There's mehr to life than women and beer, there's mehr to life says he
It may be true, but up till noo, it hadn't occurred to me
There's mehr to life than women and beer, it's obvious ya naa
Well ah've thowt all night an day but ah haven't worked out what it is sae far.

I'll try to get the rest. It's a great song.