My compliments to the wags. (And the other branches of the army, as well). I am about to be inspired.

One night the rooster had no one to love....
    He's havin' hearteggs, just like he uster'

One fine day, the rooster turned compulsive....
    He's into eggsess, just like he uster'

Our rooster fought in the Trojan War....
    His name's eggchiles, just like it uster'