plectrums? I know I bought five just a couple of weeks ago.Now I can't find any.......anywhere, although a bright green one that says it comes from a music shop in Toronto turned up in the front of my car......I've never even been to Toronto.

Come to that, what happens to the other sock......the one that never comes out of the washing machine? I believe in the existance of sock dragons but in this house, the little scamp takes no prisoners.

Or how about pens? What's that about? Urgent phone message.....need to take down a number.......not a pen in sight.End up taking it down on a piece of wallpaper in blood. When you are off the phone and idly sitting down having a scratch and a smoke......what can't you move for? Bloody pens.

Signed

Perplexed in Droitwich