I have all you pens here in a desk drawer. Well, actually three desk drawers, a box, and scattered all over the apartment. Some of them actually work. Socks I don't know about. There are those who claim that every washer and/or dryer has a quantum black hole in its center that sucks odd socks into a parallel universe.

Plectrums (pletra?) are stolen by pick-pockets.

Don Firth