ilks is similar to Wampeters, Foma and Grandfaloons (Google it if you don't get it)...and we ALL have one or two...

...and Bruce, I love your BS song, and your homage to King Khandu, who is no doubt delerious with joy at how much BS he is attracting.....however.....

Khandu...I must apprise you of the irrevocable truth that not all BS can BE crammed into one thread, as BS comes in many flavors, colors and categories. Like **MUSIC**, there is 'traditional' BS, classic BS, amateur BS, etc...
I really think that there needs to be a sub-basement to the BS level, like Saddam's bunkers, where BS that is too horrible for regular BS threads is sent. (listening, Pene?)....why, there could be one level..(like the 9th circle of Hell), just for fart jokes and stories!....and of course, one thread/level for debating which level each post belongs in!

Oh, the depths we could descend to, if only the Mudcatacombs were properly excavated and labeled!

Do consider my humble addendum to your clever concept as merely an attempt to mirror the collective consciousness of the group in a way that more nearly explicates the ambiguous vagaries and essential symbolism appropriate to the.....ummmm...well, you get my drift?