No! Not the accursed Catspaw Crotchrot virus! How diabolical of you to even conceive of this dastardly thing!

But it is better than the Rhodesian Root-Rot! The only symptom of that dreaded monster is when you get up to go tinkle the head of your Patterson falls of and bobbles in the commode!

But even that is not as bad as the malignant artbrooks-arse-rot! I shudder to even think of this botch, much less state the symptom!

Why can't we all just get along?

Kk