Oh dear Pain in the Ass er...Bee-dubya-ell Royal Poet Lasso Lariat of Mississippi; Knower of Things - so KIND of you to stop by and pontificate for our errudition. Please do not hie away, yet stay another day to enlighten, nay to uplift, or slum away with us, your willing putty public (that's right, full of putt, so we're like putty in your hands!), whatever your fancy (Oh, does that make YOU full of fance? I know some fellahs who might like to know!)

So what of the whack fal diddle eye ay?