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Thread #59418 Message #948309
Posted By: khandu
07-May-03 - 11:05 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Carol the Sailor has been a Royal delight for my whole time at Mudcat. And now, she honors me with a surprise that she chooses to post on this thread! It is true that her position at the Polka Circus is one of Glorious Importance, and I can understand her humility in asking that I do not grant her Honor, which shows me that she is worthy of Royal Honor.
Oooooo, another announcement shall be made:
Hear Ye, all. Carol C the Sailor is hereby honored by khandu, King of Mississippi as the Royal Pain in the Arse. She shall posthaste and henceforth be given all honor and respect worthy of the title, by command of khandu, King of Mississippi.
As the creator of this thread, I, and I alone, am authorized to call business "BS" and/or BS "Business". Therefore, none shall be qualified to question my authority.
As an example, I deem Bill D's "aquafier" post to be pure, undefiled BS!
I do look forward to your (Carol C) posting tomorrow!