I must implore, nay demand, that I not be appointed to any glorious post here. Why? Well, because I am too busy already, that's why. Being William Shatner's foremost North American proponent, for one thing, carries a lot of weight. Am I up to the task? Well, yes, but it's consuming a great deal of my time and energy. Then there's my pursuit (ongoing) of Winona Ryder, which is consuming almost as much. Then there's my attempt to qualify as a chicken sexer...it's a seven week course, and I'm in the 3rd week.

If I take on any more responsibilities at this point I am afraid that I may suffer a teleological breakdown and lapse into babbling, incoherent gibberish and be taken for a fool. This could derail my normal activities.

- LH