Surely this is a joke? Please tell me it's a joke.... it's bad enough finding a public loo that is accessible, doesn't cost more than 10p and doesn't automatically open the door exposing you to public ridicule after 10 minutes! Or doesn't shower you with disinfectant if you go back in for the coat you left behind.........

Is the keyboard for use before, after or during? I can see some hand washing issues coming up here....

And what if someone mistakes 'insert your floppy'.......?

LTS