Take a deep breath Amos and now repeat:

I Amos,so hereby promise to not allow Spaw's unbirthday thread to fall off of the page at any time during the next month. If I see it drifting toward the bottom I will think of something witty, profound, or incredibly stupid to say so that it may return to its proper place of honor at the top of the page.

Take the vow Amos, everything will be fine and all tobacco cravings will disappear. I have printed the Poet Lariat's words and now carry them in my wallet for reference whenever I see Marlboro lights on sale for 27.50 a carton.

Yerz,
Tweed