The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #948815
Posted By: Bee-dubya-ell
08-May-03 - 02:51 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Dear King khandu,
Ah jus' wanted Yer Lordship t' know that Ah hab revized ma autobiography t' reflect th' honorarities Yer Majesty habs so recently bestowed upon ma humbel self. It now reeds:
1951 - I'ze borned. Ah don' remember much 'bout it. Ah heared thet Ah wuz ugly and thet ma Daddy wanted t' pinch ma head off but ma Mamma hit him wid a skillet insted.
1952 -1970 - Ah were a chile. It were boring. Ah habs no ideal how thet chile grew up t' be me.
1971 - 2000 - Ah tried t' be a responsibal adult. Ah failed. Somewhere 'long in there Ah learned t' play th' geetar. Thet did not help much wid th' responsibal part.
2000 - Ah discobvered th' "Mudcat Cafe". Ma life started t' go downhill.
2003 - Khandu, King of All Mississippi habs named ma humbel self Royal Poet Lariat of Mississippi and Knower of Things. Duz this mean that if'n Ah dies tomorrow Ah'll die happy? No, but Ah will hab lived longer than Jerry Garcia did.
PS: T' hab room t' squeeze in th' last part Ah had t' take out th' stuff 'bout th' drugs n' alkihol n' sex n' stuff. Hope thet's OK.
Your Humbel Survent,
BWL-RPLOM-KOT