O goddammit...Iz not Carol the Sailorgal the mos beeyutifull queen there culd be. I yam renouncin' all ties wif the corrupted Khingdom obv Mizippi and lay my miserable self at yore feet. O my Queen..which palace would you have me to begin wif? I wod dip them all clean wif a 2 lb coffee can ef it wudde please yore Majesty.

Yerz,
Tweedzrzz
1st Commodore Navy obv Orillia