Hey, 'spaw,
I know it's your @#$%ing birthday, but 3:36am! A man of your advanced age and dissipated condition ought to get SOME sleep. Oh, and happy @#$%ing birthday, whenever it is. How old are you anyway?Oh and I wanted to tell you Ian's guitar, remember the Blueridge you checked out for me, well it's turning out to be a great guitar despite the fact that the songs he plays are being studied by noted demonologists for secret Cabbalistic references and all the small mammals have moved out of Silver Spring to escape the sound of his death/slash/night of the living dead vocals and we've all been practicing our best parenting saying encouraging things like: "yes, your band has a lot of energy, and yes the spontaneous mosh pit in the high school auditorium was a sign they like your music, that is until the principal became incontinent when you started your last song, and oh yes your fans leaped about like insane apes and caterwauled, clearly showing their enthusiasm with their
gibbering giggles and hysterical laughter and so you see without your assistance we wouldn't be having all this fun. Did I mention "Happy $%^&ing Birthday?
Chance