Actually, Doug_Remley and UB Ed, Sandra and I are from the Ministry of Silly Walks. We are perfecting this new way of walking which involves keeping all the toes together at the same time. In this way, no socks will be lost, and it also minimises the serious problem, heretofore seldom discussed, of interbreeding of mixed socks. We have applied for a grant to allow us to continue with this very important research.

Jenny