Dere BWL,
Yore warning an'concern habv fallen on flat ears, but I thank you kindly fer. I am well aware ov her Majesty's Royal Consort Jack the Sailor, who has moved from being a Jack to a King wif the Royal Alliance.

I look upon them az Ferdinand and Queen Izabella to my Columnuss. All perfekly honorus and upright I assure you. In fack I'm hoping to garden thar support in a business venture whar all culd be made fabulously welted! I must speak wif the Royal Cupples' Advisor and facilitator, Liddle Harg and see how much it will cost to pay off sartan Orillia officials an' get the ban on Seagull Feeding lifted....

Yerz,
Tweed
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