YAESS!!! Another wonderful idea from my dear bud, Mr. Caspaw49 of Ohio! My GAWD! Even Amos must express his awe at the intelligence that is demonstrated here at the Mudcat Cafe. I, yes...even I, am agog!
new heights of complete and utter imbecility and nonsense!!! Hell, even the Grand Third Duck of Pelahatchie, Joe Offer, must be saying "What hath God wrought?"

This "new heights" thingy...it has never been done before. This changes things. No longer are these to be just "THE MOTHER OF ALL BS THREADS" and "HAPPY BIRTHDAY SPAW. Together, they now are a quest! A quest for greatness unparallelled in the anus of time! Truly, these will be called "Wonders of the Civilized World"!

Think of it!!! In 500 years, history buffs will discuss the Iron Age, the Ice Age, the Age of Reason and....THE QUEST!!!!

How can we mark such a great moment! I am giddy with glorious exaltation!

Surely, this is one small step for man, one giant LUNGE for mankind!

I think this calls for...








THE CUTTING OF THE CHEESE!!!!!!

Kk