It's one GIANT pelvic thrust for mankind, that's what it is! Or perhaps we should say "humankind", so as not to appear to leave out the ladies (which we certainly are not doing).

Let's also not forget to plumb the DEPTHS of imbecility, inanity, and all those other good things. The heights alone are not enough!

Does anyone know where I can get a Zebra which has the normal stripe patterns reversed? I mean like in a black and white film negative, you know? But the real thing. Only his eyes and hooves have to be the regular color, it's just the hair I'm talking about.

I'm trying to make a film about racial prejudice and ostracism among herd animals of the Serengeti...but not ostriches. I need a zebra.

- LH