My Dear Tweed,

The title that Our Gracious Lord has seen proper to bestow upon my humble self is Knower of Things. Please note that it is not Knower of All Things, or Knower of Many Things, or even Knower of a Slightly Higher Than Average Number of Things. In actuality, the only things that I know for sure are that plastic Walmart chairs are, indeed, buzzard porta-potties and that you was a dumb-ass to leave buzzard porta-potties on yore patio while the buzzards was migratin'. I also know that one should never buy sushi from a vending machine. That's it.

Bruce aka You Know What By Now