Well, if you think that a three legged dachshund will gain you any favor with Queen CaroltheSailor R. I wish you luck. Her Majesty abhors the amputation of small dogs' limbs for any purpose other than if they are caught in a sudden avalanche and forced to remove a forepaw with their pocket knife. I hope I havb not overstepped my station in speaking thus for HRHCTSR., but I feel confident that her policy is one of four footed dachshunds only.

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Duc d'Memchose