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Thread #59418 Message #950260
Posted By: Amos
10-May-03 - 09:46 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Have you tested the position, Your Majesty, to ensure it is fitting? Enquiring minds want to Know.
As for private areas, with all due respect, I shall keep any remarks about such things out of these threads, especially where her other majesty is concerned.
Your vision and acuity have inspired your subjects to realize only two things in all your realm are worth living for -- the inimitable Beer, and your own articulated and desired Peace.
What just the other day I heard a spontaneous crowd of citizens yelling with gusto in a large central park near your headquarters. "BEER!! PEACE!! BEER AND PEACE!!" they cried.
Then they started varying it in your honor, "King Khandu's Beer!! King Khandu's Peace!! We want the King's Peace!! We want Beer!!!"
Finally they really got into the swing of things and started yelling "BEER ON US!! PEACE ON THE KING!! BEEER ON US!!! PEACE ON THE KING!!!"
At least that's what I thought they were saying -- being from the Nawth, I can never be quite sure...
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