Good Lord!...a Muse ob BS! Go away foul spirit!!! Leave me now to wither like a salted sluggard!!
artbrooks relegated to the title of Royal Bidet...Amos relegated to a wiper of Royal bottoms or somfing equally awful and repugilist.
Jack the King of Sailors brandying hockey sticks defending his own fair Queen CaroltheSailorR. and who can find fault wif that...

Khing Khnadzoz gibbering merrily away atop his throne in the cupboard, sensing hiz immenent victory and flinging horse apples at all who venture near...

....Alas and alack, ...I the First Duck ob Mizippi (twice removed), Minister of Chivalry and the Honorable Code of All Good and Pure Knights wander like a ghost in the desert senz the dream habv been pulled from my eye. Bewildered and reindeered insensible wif this turn obv events...

"O, Torn and frayed,
Beaten and rebuked.
Pore Tweed iz lost
The Ex-Duc d'Coots

His quest iz finished
Some thought it Freudian,
But it were only for the Queen
And her accordian."

Yerz,
Tweedzzrzz
Coot d'Zenda