My dear Jessup, I am awed! You are certainly surfing high on the latest wave of spewed vomit this thread has produced. Your peotry...impeccable (Except Mark Cohen did peck on it a bit...so I guess it aint reall"impeckable"!)

Your response to Mark...brilliant! After I finish this post, I am gonna follow the instructions and put this thing in the freezer!

Your restraint, understatement and subtlety in the last post is that of a Master Wordjessup!

I want you all to look at artbrooks last post. Did you notice that my personal asswipe uh, bidet, has affected Tweed's manner of speech. I believe that this is an attempt to "fill the void" which Tweed left in my Kingdom, and, therefore, he thinks that I will promote him to First Duck in Tweed's stead. Never happen!

However, I shall promote him to anonther position with greater responsibility...

Be it known that my Personal Royal Bidet, artbrooks, shall now be expanded in his office to...EVERYONE'S PERSONAL ASSWIPE BIDET!!

That should keep him busy!

Kk