Yo, Bobert! If you is fixin' this thang up fer yore trek t' Como, MS along wid th' King of Misissippi 'n th' Tweedzer, don't try n' do a real good jobba cleanin' it. Be shore t' leave one area nice 'n skanky smellin' so Tweed kin feel at home. Why doncha jus' git Tweed t' bring 'long a coupla them buzzards that's roostin' on hiz patio. Ya got anythin' dead in there, them buzzards'll find it.
Jus' lookin' at the purdy pitchers ov yore prize 'n it shore reminds me ov th' one thet I lived in durin' my junior year in college. Jus' paint it red 'n put a big ole bong in th' livin' room.