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Thread #59418   Message #951487
Posted By: Little Hawk
12-May-03 - 11:13 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Tweed, I do not fantasize about Lieutenant O'Hara, whoever the hell that is...!

I do fantasize over Winona Ryder, Penelope Rutledge, Diana Rigg, Tammy (the dispatcher at the local Ontario Provincial Police station), Amy (the waitress at a certain Ontario coffeehouse), and various other females... all of whom have certain excellent points in common. Were I to list them, it would go on for quite a long time, so I won't.

What is the nature of those fantasies? Come now, Tweed, you're a man aren't you? Think about it. Do you really need me to spell out this kind of thing for you? I don't think so. I'll give you a clue, though....I'm romantic, and I hate Frank Frazetta's art. I prefer women with real class, like the Elf ladies in Lord of the Rings...and they're not that easy to find in this braindead culture.

I even wrote a whole fantasy song about Winona, though...I'll send it to you sometime.

Cheers,

- LH