The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #951525
Posted By: Tweed
13-May-03 - 12:35 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
I do fantasize over Winona Ryder, Penelope Rutledge, Diana Rigg, Tammy (the dispatcher at the local Ontario Provincial Police station), Amy (the waitress at a certain Ontario coffeehouse), and various other females... all of whom have certain excellent points in common...."

Dere Hoss,
The only thing thar iz in common wif yore examples iz that all but one of them iz wimmin wif the oblivus exception ob Mz.Penal Rankbottom who iz in reality the nefarimous khing khandar, or mebbe the legendary fiddler Oakley, I am not sure which just yet. Thar iz a Punch the Horse thread chock full ob BS that I read and it seams this Okee haz made some sort ob shrine to the harpy and hab displayed the abominable thing in a pig sty so you are not alone in yore temple ob maddness.   

I don't know much about Frank Frazetta but I would never name a daughter of mine Frank so we are perdy much agreed wif that one.
It does greive me though to heer ob yore incarsenation by the O.P.P. but it seems you found a fine gal while there so that iz only right. Hopefully she fed you all walleyes and no pickerls (which I waz nearly kilt from eating az they are full ob bones).

I will close for the nite senz it's late and I have yet to check the Ebay for Cajun-type accordeens which I enjoy looking at and iz my only vice since I've all but quit cigarettes and squandering cash on vintage Vampirella magazines.