Well, I'm not gonna go into the morality of Mickey having one dog for a pet and another one for a friend.

Or why Donald and the other ducks couldn't fly.

Or why Donald wears a shirt and no pants while Mickey wears pants and no shirt.

Or why they all had only three fingers.

Or Mr. Disney's fascist obsessive-compulsive Howard Hughs-like rule that they all had to wear gloves all the time.

But if Magica DeSpell had ever got ahold of Scrooge's first dime, Duckburg would have needed a real hero.