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Thread #59418   Message #951737
Posted By: catspaw49
13-May-03 - 10:17 AM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Hawk, I know you to be a man of catholic taste, but your ode to Winona really shows you to be past that and on towards "sick." Really man..........

In the first verse you relate her to perhaps a sailboat. I can see that okay, but then you go on in the second verse to treat her as a member of the 82nd Airborne! What's with that??? Then along comes verse three where she is either back to a sailboat that needs a scrubdown or an alchoholic and you're a friggin' vampire with a Diner's Club. In verse four she seems to have morphed into a Roma lass who is about to have a Menage a Trois with you and the Village Smithy!

Man, I had to quit reading at that point. It was getting way too bizarre. You need to see a shrink 'cause things don't seem to be too copacetic in your brain!!!