I get it, Fred! good one.

Like you said, wait until a good set-up...

There was the good ole boy who went to Bahston to visit family over the holidays. I think he was from Oxford too...anyway, he went to a large party and met a pretty co-ed. He was attempting to start up a conversation with the line, 'Where does you go to school?'

The coed, of course, was not overly impressed with his grammar or southern drawl, but did answer his question. 'Yale,' she replied.

The good ole boy took a big, deep breath and Shouted, 'WHERE DOES YOU GO TO SCHOOL?!!!'