The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418   Message #954020
Posted By: GUEST,The Galactic Overlord
16-May-03 - 05:03 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Dear Children,

We are patient, but Our patience is limited. Did not Our demonstration last night when We darkened your moon hold any significance to you?

Child Tweed, We will insure that Child Khandu also has a magnetic sign exactly the same size and gaussage as yours. The sole difference will be in the exposed magnetic poles, which will cause your signs to repel each other. Should your bickering continue, We will cause the magnets on the signs to be changed to monopoles. Should We be forced to do this, We will ensure that Earth holds both of you responsible for the result.

When One "exfoliates" a person of the race inhabiting your pitiful planet, One causes all of that person's skin to fall off. The result is both painful and disgusting to all Galactic entities. The one from whom you received your mitochondrial DNA may have threatened you with this by saying, "I'm going to skin you alive, boy!"

Peace, My Children, and write if you get work.