This is a really cheap purple plastic kazoo - not a highly sophisticated one which takes to pieces. I worked it out with a pencil (or was that the constipated mathematician?) much to the amusement of the assembled multitude at the club. The kazoo still has a haunting aroma, but is not so much fun.

Go and have a suck on a Fisherman's Friend
And don't you dare stop 'til you get to the end
Take heed of this tip from the sons of the sea
If its alright with sailors then its alright with me