The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #59418 Message #954382
Posted By: Little Hawk
17-May-03 - 12:02 PM
Thread Name: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Subject: RE: BS: The Mother of all BS threads
Bulletin: There are disturbing signs that daily attendance is declining on the MOTHER OF ALL BS THREADS, because people have nearly exhausted their available supplies of BS and are scraping the bottom of the barrel. This cannot be allowed to continue! In response to this emergency situation, administration spokesperson (don'tcha just hate that word?) Ari Fleischer delivered a press conference early this morning, announcing that the Bush administration is going to rush massive new shipments of Total and Absolute BS to Mudcat (and the World) "within days", and rescue this thread from the malaise into which it now threatens to sink. There were signs of major BS mobilization already beginning across the Nation, with Republican supporters gearing up for concerted action from the boardroom to the street.
Those who feared the BS would end prematurely can rest easy. The Big Boys have taken the job in hand, and they will not let up until "the job is done", according to Fleischer.
When asked by members of the press exactly what form the BS would take, Fleischer said, "We don't want to give the enemy any free information. My suggestion to you is: wait and see."