Your Most Esteemed Majeste-Lese:

Allow to repeat that should you continue this antagonistic abuse of those who have shown you their support by accepting ridiculous hats in your imaginary hegemony, such as Lickerr of the Royal Cooking Spoon and Clanger of the Royal Medicine Balls, that you shall indeed find your very fantasies turning against you, as though possessed of a mind of their own. In fact, however, they will only be responding to the projection of your Will to be engaged in combat with others to whom you can then attribute inferior status, thus rendering yourself Right in your own mind.

I urge you to desist from this aberrant conduct and rediscover the power of generosity and the clarion leverage afforded by Royal Praise.

Else thy very kingdom trembles at its foundations, made rotten by the Dark Side of Power.

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