The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #58714   Message #954626
Posted By: Tweed
17-May-03 - 08:25 PM
Thread Name: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
Subject: RE: BS: Happy Birthday Spaw!!!
HOG-FEEDERS SONG.

OH, rise up, my ladies! Lissen unter me!
Gwoop !Gwoop / ~ Cee-woop IGao-wheel
Im a-gwine dis night fer ter knock along er you!
Gwoop /Cwoop / Cee-woop /Coo-whoo /
Pig-goo / pig-gee / Gee-o-whee /

Oh, de stars look bright des like dey gwineter fall,
En way todes sundown you year de kildee call:
Stee-wee! Kilidee IPig-goo / pig-gee /
Pig / pig! pig-gao! Pig / pig! pig-gee /

De blue barrer squeal, kaze he cant squeeze froo,
En he hump up he back des like n****** do
Oh, humpty-umpty blue! Pig-gee! pig-gool
Pig / pig / pig-gee / Pig! pig! pig-gao I

Oh, rise up, my ladies! Lissen unter me!
Cwoop IGwoopee / Cee-woop ICoo-wheel
Im a-gwine dis night a-gallantin out wid you!
Gwoop IGwoopee / Gee-woop I Goo-whool
Pig-goo / pig-gee! Gee-o-whee /

Ole sow got sense des ez shos youer bon,
Kaze she taken hunch de baskit fer ter shatter out
co n
Maam, you make too free! Pig-goo / pig-gee /
Pig/pig! pig-gool Pig I pig! pig-gee /

Wen pig git fat, he better stay close,
Kaze fat pig nice fer ter hide out en roas
Oh, roas pig, shoo! Pi~ogeeI pig-gool
Pig! pig! pig-gee! Pig! pig! pig-goo I

Oh, rise up, my ladies! Lissen unter me!
Gwoop !Gwoopee / Gee-woop !Goo-whee I
Im a-gwine dis night fer ter knock aroun wid you!
Gwoop !Gwoopee I Gee-woop ICoo-whoa!
Pig-goal pig-gee I Cee-o-whee

"actually a real song found in the LOC, no BS!~Tweed"