So driving back from Auburn, Alabama this evening, we (JtS, me, and a friend of ours) were talking about talking cars. We were complaining about the smugly self-satisfied male voice some cars have that says things like "A-Door-Is-A-Jar! A-Door-Is-A-Jar!"

JtS said, "This is how a Newfie car would sound: Arhhh! Shut the f*cking door!!! Was you born on a raft?! And clean off them headlights, too!!"