I have to confess being fond of Tanglefoot's notice on their SATURDAY NIGHT IN HARDWOOD LAKE CD, © 1994:

"This recording may not be copied. Believe it or not, it is against the law. If your friends want copies, phone us up and we'll send 'em out. If you do copy this recording you will be dismasted, flayed, disindigitated, litigated and put in the barrel!"

Cheerily,
Charley Noble