As I have said, the MOTHER OF ALL BS THREADS(MOAB) is dying. She may hang on a few more days but she grows weaker with each passing day. She has been a delight and shall be forever honored.
And with the end of MOAB will come the end of the Glorious and Triumphant Reign of khandu, The King of All Mississippi. I have accomplished the tasks for which I came...to make Mississippi and the world a better place and to bring them to the Land of MOAB!
My throne shall not be filled by another...for indeed, who could fill it??? Instead, it shall become a Memorial to remind the future generations of the Glories One Man Can Do (khandu!)! It shall be a symbol of "HOPE" for the despondent, a symbol of "CAN-DO" for the nay-sayers, and more importantly, as symbol of BS for the pious.
Thank you all for the wonderfully massive amount of BS! We shall whiff it forever!